Pipe Selection Guide Okay, here's the deal. Pipes and people are unique. For us to tell you how to pick a pipe is sort of like us telling you who you should sleep with or share needles with. The pipe will tell you when it wants you to buy it - don't ask me how they do it - they just do it. For those of you that insist on having a 'pipe selection guide', here your go:
Assholes - if you are an asshole you probably want to look at the hammers as being an asshole you probably get into fights and these pipes can double as a weapon.
Molly Coddles - the pink donut pipe would probably be your best choice as it is as feminine as a panty drawer and so are you.
Smart Asses - The animal pipe collection will be a good start for you jerks - they will mock you in your sleep.
Zombies - The double bubbler will be a good starter pipe if you are new to being a zombie. If you have been a zombie for some time you may look into the fish pipes as they are completely edible to road hard zombies.
Vampires - Since you already spend much of your time in the underworld, you should be able to handle the dragon pipe. If you are a sorcerer vampire, you already own a dragon so you may look into the serpent pipe.
Bitches - We hate bitches and we don't want your business. Go sniff ass somewhere else bitch. Just for the record though our attorneys want us to point out that non-ass sniffing bitches are fine and we actually enjoy most of them... Joy - she sniffs ass!
People So Bored On The Internet They Made It Down This Far - The five times ouch for you my friends, you need a new hobby and this is one that your gonna like. Hurt so good... you don't understand.
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